Race To Pee First

When 2, or more people have a race, and run to the bathroom (for example: at least 2 males, at least 2 females, or at least a male, and a female if only 2) to see who will pee in the bathroom first if there is particularly 1 bathroom where they are.

Scott, and I would race to pee first in the bathroom to see who would pee first.

by hoopaconfined December 11, 2019

First class drinking sesh

A period of hardcore drinking following achieving a first class degree

Oi Jimmy, fancy a first class drinking sesh tonight?

by Ladbible51 December 22, 2019

A first ass man move

A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.

Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.

Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.

by Jimmy's Croissants December 26, 2019

first gentleman

The husband of a president.

If Hillary Clinton gets elected president, Bill Clinton will be the first first gentleman.
If Pete Buttigieg gets elected president, Chasten Glezman will be the first first gentleman.

by gagiodilo August 20, 2019

First

Derived from the Welsh for "first" First is a synonym for cunt. The Welsh for "first" is "cyntaf" making cunt AF

We all had drymouth and that first drank all the soda

by DeepHarry October 11, 2019

Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch

The phrase used when telling someone they need to get the juicy info before they get a vouch on MCM

"Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch" I say to Salesians

by EdenXera December 27, 2017

THE MUDFLOW WAS THE FIRST

JEWWWWWWWWWW

THE MUDFLOW WAS THE FIRST

by THE MUFFINS MANS January 10, 2018