douchebagtastic

Someone who is incredibly fantastic at being the biggest douchebag imaginable

How was your date with Jimmy?
"Oh my God, he took me to McDonald's for dinner, said he forgot his wallet and after I paid for his dinner, he asked if I wanted to go out for drinks. He is absolutely douchebagtastic.

by KaySeeDubya October 16, 2017

Douchebagosphere

A parasitic energy field encircling the host i.e. the douchebag.

One must be careful not to get too close to the douchebagosphere, as there is a possibility of becoming a douchebag oneself. Caution must be adherred to at all times when in close proximity to the douchebagosphere.

John: "What is up with that caustic person over there?"
Kevin: "Ah you noticed. Be careful not to get too close to Dave. He has involuntarily succumbed to the dark forces of douchebagosphere, and in turn, become a douchebag. Keep your distance at all times."

by Spastictard November 4, 2017

Douchebaguette

A female version of a douchebag. Typically surrounded by douchebags because no normal person can stand them.

Did you hear the nonsense Cayla is spewing. She’s such a douchebaguette.

by Dingbat1 April 22, 2018

douchebag drop

trying to get out of a situation by dropping a name who has higher superiority while acting like a douchebag

Fred is trying to douchebag drop the officer out of a ticket by saying he knows the cheif of police.

by Th3M@tr1X January 2, 2018

Douchebag

Above the level of jerk and asshole, but not quite reached the level of fucker or motherfucker

wow holy jeans, way to be a real douchebag

by AwsomeBDD February 28, 2018

Douchebag

Perry Ford.

No other way to represent it in a human form.

The most foul and repugnant

That Douchebag called me again on my time off, when all he needed to do to get the answer he needed was to look at the text I sent him.

by Eddie-O March 19, 2018

Douchebag

Ethot/Ethan

Wow is that a douchebag?
Yup that’s Ethan

by Lunch Table234 June 6, 2018