Alpha Dong

The biggest dong out of the group of dongs

Riley Deihl has the alpha dong

by SomeViagra March 20, 2019

ding dong years

1 year is 1 second

ill tell u who my crush is in 4 ding dong years.

by jenbarista September 18, 2022

prong dong

A blow job aided with chopsticks and sake.

After dinner, Samantha performed a prong dong on Todd.

by Dingaling0001 January 13, 2018

dong dragger

Is surfer slang for a boogie boarder, who doesn't have marbles big enough to actually surf. Spends the day on the water dragging his junk behind his cute little board.

Bro, I can't surf next to a dong dragger who is out here where he isn't supposed to be.

by Surfermatt November 16, 2013

Chin dong

Fallick sex toy intended to by strapped to one's chin, for the pleasure of another.

I'm totally going to bang you with this chin dong.

by Xxbuzzkilzxx June 16, 2018

Ding' Dong'

A person who doesn't understand the art of talking smack , jokes just go right over their head . A silly person , hillbilly white, red neck type of person . Who falls in love with the wrong Cali girl

No Ding' Dong' Your Not Supposed To Miss Me I Just Want You To Be Happy and Not Feel Sad Because I'm Not There.
Now Go On To Bahamas Enjoy Yourself Have Fun Ding' Dong'

by Cali'dat May 20, 2018

Ding-Dong

Derived from the hybrid Greek-ali language this new age word “Ding-Dong” is used in modern society as a substitute to exacerbate an embarrassing moment, or a rudimentary act. This word is satirical in nature and should only be used in the appropriate setting.

SYNONYMS: Numb-knuckle, Nimrod, Half wit.

“ Stop trying to pull off wearing a turtle neck Seb, you’re such a Ding-Dong!”

by milkz.gone.bad March 18, 2022