olfactophilia

The result of being aroused by someone's body odor.

"Hey Maria, I'd love to smell your armpits after you come back from the gym..."
"Serious?!"
"Yea Maria! It's your lucky day, I have olfactophilia."

by wordwanker September 16, 2018

breath fetish

Being aroused by smelling/feeling someone's hot breath in your face.

"Hey honey, blow your hott breath in my face."
"But I have halitosis."
"Mmm even better, I have a breath fetish!!"

by wordwanker September 16, 2018

Rash

That thing you say it is, when you know it's really herpes.

P1: "Whoa Peggy-Sue, what're those red bumps around your honeypot?
P2: "Oh Jimmy, that's just a little rash - totally harmless! Wanna taste the honey?"
P3: Breaks out in song..."Oh baby youuu, you got a diseeaase...and you say its just a rash, but its all up in your a**. Ohhh baby youuu...!!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018

Schlong

A well hung penis that's sized between a Schlander and a Dong.

P1: "Whoa Betty-Lou, your hands are cold don't touch my schlong."
P2: "Well Harry, you just go on and touch it yourself then!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018

dong

A mammoth sized penis. It'll usually land you a job in porn or be the cause of equally sized child support bills.

P1: "Hey Jim, I just came out of the locker room. Tyrone's got a huge dong! I'm jealous!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018