May 5

May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born

Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”

by ASTRXO August 8, 2021

May 19

national spit on any new drivers car day

hey look there is an N sticker on their car
lets go spit on it
ya man i forgot it’s may 19th
yep they deserve my saliva

by anonymous June 6, 2021

May 23

An person who is handsome/bueatiful,athletic,good at everything,funny,loving person

A person born on may 23 is great at sex

by sexyape99 November 23, 2021

May 4

This persons born on May 4 is the prettiest, funniest, sexiest, moist amazing person you will ever meet. She is most likely short and has a smile that lights up your world. When she laughs it is contagious that you start to laugh with her. If you know someone that was born on May 4th you should never lose her because she will make you the most happiest you have ever been.

P1: I just met the missy amazing person
P2: cool she must have been born on May 4

by Truespeaks06090 November 25, 2021

may 16th

A song by Lagwagon on the CD "Let's Talk About Feelings"

wooooooooooooo I love listening to May 16th!!!

by Danagizzzzzzzle April 26, 2008

May 6th

National randomly start stomping yur feet day. Lets make an earthquake and impeach trump pervs!!!

Wow! I can belive its May 6th!

by DefiningGravity January 2, 2020

May 8th

NATIONAL BOOTY HAIR DAY
(You rip out a piece of butt hair, and send a picture to someone)

Woman 1: “omg I just ripped out a BOOTY HAIR
Woman 2: “LET ME SEE”
(Then the day came, every May 8th is national booty hair day)

by Ocean🤷‍♀️🌊 May 8, 2020