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Get the ANUS mug.The ability to act like a dual-valve system - farting and peeing independently, without one impinging on the other.
• “Jordan bragged about being anusdextrous, claiming he could run both valves like a pro.”
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Get the Anusdextrous mug.The horrifying yet passive visual confirmation that your poop is fully formed, fully present, and fully not coming out despite your anus having gaped wide open on its own like it’s offering a preview. You didn’t strain. You didn’t even sit down. You were just existing, and BAM: you can now see the smooth, dark, circular surface of your stool perfectly framed by your anal ring like it’s waiting for a red carpet photo.
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by Kunt_Wida_K January 2, 2026
Get the Anus-Pussy mug.1.) Noun: when its smells like a really bad fart and there is not an anus in site for miles!
2.)Verb: when your friend farts and will not admit it.
noun or verb.
3.) Exclamation: When in a two-person conversation, someone smells a fart and is sure they did not pass wind but is not sure if the other person has, he/she may exclaim ghost anus to dismiss the idea that the awful smell is in fact from him/her.
2.)Verb: when your friend farts and will not admit it.
noun or verb.
3.) Exclamation: When in a two-person conversation, someone smells a fart and is sure they did not pass wind but is not sure if the other person has, he/she may exclaim ghost anus to dismiss the idea that the awful smell is in fact from him/her.
Verb: Dude. did you just ghost anus all over that bald man's head?
Noun: It smells like ghost anus in this museum.
Exclamation:
Alexys: So that is pretty much all that really matters in my mind
Sam: Ghost Anus
Noun: It smells like ghost anus in this museum.
Exclamation:
Alexys: So that is pretty much all that really matters in my mind
Sam: Ghost Anus
by Moustachioed Villain January 12, 2012
Get the ghost anus mug.when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.
i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.
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