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Wanks of Penkridge

Wanks of Penkridge

When something is so rubbish and underwhelming that you instantly presume it came from Penkridge
That tofu wanks of Penkridge

These pills wank of Penkridge

I better get some sleep before my date. I don't want to wank of Penkridge
by OoohLookAtMeGrowler February 19, 2019
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Wank Rash

Red patches that appear on ones chest after a vigorous wank. Occurs to excessive wankers.
Jack: “Lads, I was beating my meat last night, looked down, should’ve seen THE STATE of my wank rash!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”
by skinnotheskank May 20, 2022
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Armageddon Wank

n: the act of masturbating with a level of enthusiasm and vigour that one can only achieve with the knowledge of the impending end of the world.
Craig sat quietly in the room while his undead friends and family members scratches at the door and the last of the battery power drained from the torch. "Fuck it!" Said Craig, "I'm busting out an Armageddon Wank before they break in."
by Brett Mandrake February 22, 2014
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wank walk

When you walk with both hands in your pockets and leaned back due to the weight of the greasy pony tail
Bryan walked past me while doing the wank walk
by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020
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wanking about

To engage in dickish behavior. Used in the same spirit as "to fuck about", "fuck around", or "screw around".
We would have gotten here much faster if so many other drivers weren't wanking about the whole time.
by Not Dangerous Dickey November 19, 2015
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muppet wank

During coitus, one partner (or a third person) inserts their full hand into the anus of the woman and grasps the man's penis through the walls of the rectum and vagina. They then proceed to masturbate the penis while simultaneously fisting the woman rectally.
Dude, I got muppet wanked by my girlfriends BFF during a threesome last night.
by Inoffensive_Account August 20, 2016
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Wank ear

The heightened sense of hearing a young man develops when he masturbate in a house with other people. Despite masturbating he intensely listens for anybody approaching his location so he has ample time to hide his penis, clean up his immediate environment, and maybe hide any pornography he might be using.
Aw man, since moving back home I had to sharpen up my wank ear.

My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.
by munky82 December 13, 2017
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