Trout

Retarted, dumb, stupid, idiotic, liar, thief, ridiculous, asswhole, hoe, selfish, cock blocker, hoodrat, chicken head.

"You're a fucking trout"

by Marcus Silva March 27, 2007

trout

trout = an insult usally used in front of people named freedy

' hey freedy your a TROUT !!!! '

by The face July 8, 2003

trout slap

Fucking another mans girl then proceeding to slap him in the face with your unwashed cock.. Therefore, he gets his girls clam juice on his face via your dick.

Dude, mac totally owes me five bucks and just bought a beer without getting me one.. I'm totally trout slapping that queef eater.

by dan192837465 December 14, 2010

trout

When you go behind someone and slap your hand back and fourth between their thighs to replicate the feeling a fish flopping about.

While Fred was chatting it up with a young lady , I trouted him and he spilled his beer all over her chest.

by Papa Derf December 8, 2007

mouth or trout

Short for "shut your mouth or feel like a trout" which is a derivative of "You had better shut up unless you want a pocket full of water"

Hey P why don't you hurry up?

P: "mouth or trout"

by cb February 20, 2003

truth test

A test in which you provide in order to tell someone if something is clean as claimed by proving it by either telling them to eat off the plate from which they claim it is clean and it obviously is not or to tell them to drink out of a cup if they said it is clean . It is mostly used on kids but can apply to adults. This may also apply to anything that someone says is true but you know they are wrong so you tell them to prove it so it can blow up in their face.

Mom: Did you wash your hands to go eat? Hmmm…
Kid: Yes ma
Mom: Okay then lick your fingers, it’s a truth test
Kid: What? That’s nasty!!! I mean…better use water AND soap I guess

by leebal May 19, 2006

Trouts mouth

When inspecting one's japs eye, sometimes it can remind one of a trout opening it's mouth, hence, trouts mouth.

My trouts mouth is burning like fuck.

by welshowen November 21, 2010