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grass stain

When you do a girl anal and you get that shit thats green on your dick and you cockslap her in the face with it.
Guy1:I grass stained my girl last night
Guy2:lols
Guy1:I broke up with her afterwards
Guy2:why?
Guy1:she liked it.
by diarrheaman May 1, 2011
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ass stain

doesn't exist, if you mean "shit stain" or "turd/poop stain" it makes sense but your ass physically does not stain, if you use this word you're a moron.
"Damn I got an ass stain dude"
"You mean shit stain you idiot"
by Carlbrad05 February 28, 2017
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straight-edge

a philosophy to live a clean, responsible and sober lifestyle; a choice that many, many people consciously make, except being "straight-edge" is an excuse to put X's all over yourself as well as before and after everything you write, to use a label to make your choices look better than everyone else's and belong to a clique.
Dave: "what's the difference between you and XStevenX - that straight-edge guy?"

Me: "well, both of us choose to live a substance-free and responsible life, except XStevenX is self-righteous, insecure douche-bag who needs desperately wants to be a part of another cliche clique, a needs a pathetic label to advertise his "morals" as being above everyone else's."
by wayuphighkitty April 30, 2009
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mayonnaise stains

The crispy and dried stains you find in the crotch of women's panties.
I had every intention of sniffing her panties but then I noticed the mayonnaise stains and quickly changed my mind.
by Fav December 3, 2006
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ex-ex-straight

A person that was once straight, then fell victim to the "liberal agenda", then turned straight again.

The word is currently not used by the conservative movement, but it soon will, as they continue to spurn out bullshit to transcend the current bullshit quota.
I wonder how long it will take before conservapedia makes an article on "ex-ex-straight".
by Unpy June 30, 2008
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straight edger

Somebody who is straight edge, and follows all that goes with it.
"I am drug free, I am alcohol free, and I am better than you!" (CM Punk)
by OD Smith March 21, 2005
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Super straight

When you say that your straight but secretly gay
Ryan:so I heard your super straight..do you wanna take this too the bathroom

Alex:you mean a-anal

Ryan: of course

Alex:it’s my first Time
Ryan:don’t worry I’ll make you feel comfortable drop them pants and bend over the sink
by Baddieshiii March 18, 2021
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