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Drag racing

When two people go into separate bathrooms in the same house and try to win against the other in a masturbation race. The end goal is to cum before the other person without using any visual aids.
“ Hey chad! You down for some drag racing”
“You mean with cars?”
“No! You go into the upstairs bathroom, and I’ll go downstairs. Then we both masturbate and who ever cums first wins!”
“ Sure I’ll drag race you! I’m usually a solid 4 seconds anyway!”
by Crotch Nazi August 14, 2019
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sex race

Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.
How many times have you won the sex race, mate?
Never won, always came too soon...
by LeaderOfKebabs July 5, 2020
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race basic

Slavery was a choice!”

“Wow that’s Race Basic af.”
by Elwooddro July 12, 2023
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race card

a phrase that was created by racists to try, usually unsuccessfully, to defend themselves from accusations of racism. It is a term used by those who are intellectually weak and lazy when they cannot counter a logical argument or factual data.
If you accuse someone of racism, and they are guilty of racism, they may accuse you of using the "race card."
by AmericaMath FanZonZonie June 26, 2020
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Real Racing 3

That game that is highly Pay to Win and has physics that people believes realistic but they are not. But hey look, it has F1 and... and oh yeah cars!
Hey mom can i get money to buy a RedBull RB16 in Real Racing 3?
by DaMatt08 June 4, 2021
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Wiki Gaul Race

The act of engaging Daniel Gaul in a conversation just to see how many topic changes it takes before he'll mention a desired end. Similar to Wiki Race, except alot more time consuming.
Challenger: Wanna Wiki Gaul race? Okay, see how fast you can get him from Star Wars to the history of the toothbrush...
by Black Magik June 29, 2008
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Race checked

Race checking, a race check, or the past tense "race-checked" is an occurrence when one person claims to be a race and the other person denies them that privilege. It typically occurs when ambiguous ethnic groups claim to be white but a "race expert" will come in and deny his race, often in a cruel and mocking way. Race checkers come in many different races: An Indian man race checking an Arab who claims to be southern European for example.
"I'm white, bro!"
"You aren't white, you look like dirty arab!"
A bystander: "DAMN, GET RACE CHECKED!"
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