Needy

A person who is in a painful state of woman neediness. They will often try to grow their muscles by exploding in order to attract the females.

Sully: "Man, fuck, I definitely have to explode tonight, or else women will just hate me. I AM NEEDY"
Pierre: "Hahahaha man don't worry, you are a BG"

by .................._. November 28, 2018

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I Need to Hit the Head

A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫

by Telephony April 6, 2017

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Walking on pins and needles

This happens when your foot(s) fall asleep (when the veins collapse for an extended period of time) and your skin gets numb. When you walk, it feels like pins and needles.

Guy 1: (bad emotion)
Guy 2: What's the matter?
Guy 1: I'm walking on pins and needles.
Guy 2: Sit down and rest your legs for a minute.
(1 minute later)
Guy 1: That feels better!
See also: pins and needles

by elevatorfan7072 August 3, 2012

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Neebs

Abbreviation of inebriated.

To be stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

"Let's get neebs tonight"

by Cooky_Monster March 13, 2012

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We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

When you're in dire need of more resources for an upcoming situation, eg. A night out that requires copious amounts of chemical stimulation.

Can also be used when you're in a situation where the females outnumber the males heavily.

Friend: Hey douche, we are going OUT tomorrow night and we are gonna hit it hard!

Me: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Man look at the pussy up in this place! We're gonna need a bigger boat.

by MontanaSpanner April 4, 2013

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