you're alone or you have no friends.
used in the badland o fife...all other definitions say it's shortened for neebor but it actually means you have NAE NEEBORS.

DINNAE DINGY ME PAL E'LL BE NEEBS!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS!

haha look at ailsa, she's pure neebs.
aye, you fuckin knowes it.

neebs by mr grrrrrrrr August 5, 2010

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Neebs

Abbreviation of inebriated.

To be stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

"Let's get neebs tonight"

Neebs by Cooky_Monster March 13, 2012

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Neebs

To be an extremely horny psychopath

"you're neebsing so hard right now"

Neebs by anonymous July 27, 2023

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Neeshfest

A large, organised party, without security, involving mayhem. Involves smashing of plates, collapsing of curtain rails, and general destructive, mad behaviour.

The original party, held at Aneesh's, hence the name Neeshfest. Reached page 3 of the London Evening Standard. Took place on the 30th of January, 2010.

Neeshfest by Homewrecker300110 September 17, 2010

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