monkey glands 

1. Testicles
2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc.

1. If my biatch catched me out huntin' pussy with you foos she cut off my monkey glands.

2. Dude, grow some monkey glands! My little sister would drop in on this ramp.

monkey glands by 6079 Smith W March 24, 2005

Monkey Bitch 

Someone who can grow a beard in 6th grade.

Micheal Stewart is a monkey bitch

Monkey Bitch by Engleburt humperdink October 24, 2007

Monkey Bitch 

A female less than 5 ft tall who likes to put down a man And Bitch when there is a audience around, like monkeys put on a show at the Zoo when the crowd gathers.

My neighbors wife is a real monkey bitch, she follows him around and bitch about everthing, she would`t shut the fuck up.

Monkey Bitch by eddieboy1 400 February 13, 2010

Monkey Style

When a dude masturbates on his back with his legs spread eagle and quacking. Must yank penis violently every two to three seconds. (Pencil dicks recommended) To finish a monkey style one must rupture dick tissue and cum on one face.

Yo bro last night my girl watched me monkey style. It was gnarly

Monkey Style by The588th12 August 3, 2019

Monkey Brain 

When someone does something so stupid you're immediate thought is "monkey brain"

*Mans does something stupid*
"You fucking monkey brain"

Monkey Brain by ImperfectTaborsk March 8, 2021

monkey food 

slang for coke in a somewhat ethnic way

hey ya got any monkey food?

monkey food by joe February 16, 2005

monkey scruff 

the hairy area between ones balls and asshole; where ass-lint is most easily located. hardest place to rinse while taking shower.

yo man check out this asslint I dug up from my monkey scruff.

monkey scruff by dan March 1, 2005