Jerk my load

When one individual accomplishes something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing so. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, another homie cant come in and jerk the load that was meant to be his.

I just bought a new playstation and I was so excited to open the brand new box, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening it without me!

by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020

Load for the road

When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.

Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.

Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.

Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)

Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.

by Pika McJones March 9, 2019

Poo load

Having a large quantity of an item which is more than a crap ton and less than a shit ton.

She has a poo load of kids.

by McKeiser March 24, 2020

Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

Loaded burrito

The process of five or more mexicans having an anal orgy while cramped in a vehicle fleeing across the United States border.

That loaded burrito in the back will make it hard to cross the border due to the noise.

by Poopybacon22 October 2, 2015

Muzzle Loading

The act of blowing cocaine up a girls ass, and then proceeding to have anal sex.

My dick was numb after muzzle loading that girl last night.

by alwaysdabbin April 30, 2016

Loaded Brazilian Hotdog

Step 1: A Brazilian gets down on all fours.
Step 2: Spread the vagina and butt cheeks and take a shit in both.
Step 3: You and a partner insert a "hotdog" into both orifices.
Step 4: Mix the "chili" thoroughly

Step 5: Enjoy

She really wasn't very hungry after she had just enjoyed a Loaded Brazilian Hotdog.

by mbmikey February 22, 2022