Generic Human Syndrome

A condition in which a person looks familiar to a higher-than-average number of strangers. The person's generic-looking aesthetic may frequently prompt strangers to stop on the street and ask if they have met the person before or for new acquaintances to insist that the person was at a previous engagement with them when they were in fact, not.

"I'm very certain we haven't met before, but I probably look familiar to you because I have Generic Human Syndrome.

by GHS Patient July 26, 2019

Human Fractal Level

The only part of your consciousness you are aware of that defines your personality and who you are. A fragment of living ego that is an off-shoot from the hyper consciousness that is everything and nothing. A small shard of the infinite being in you that slumbers. The small sliver of "you" that manifested inside a programmed dream world.

At my human fractal level, I feel emotionally beat-up about not getting hired, but when I take a step back as an observer I see many other opportunities opening when that one opportunity shuts close.

by S.T.A.G. February 28, 2021

Human Hive Mind

The process of destroying individuality in the name of a single encompassing human consciousness. Commonly believed to lead to the end of all conflict, famine, genocide, and artistic expression.

"Within the next 10 years, humans will have evolved into the sustainable human hive mind species which will no longer possess self-destructive tendencies. It will however no longer see a use for artistic expression and beauty will lose all meaning."

by VincentKav April 2, 2017

human fly trap

When you nut on your pillow or sheets then proceed to lay in it.

After the rim job I turned the bed into a human fly trap

by FlyTrapGod November 1, 2019

Single cell human

A single cell human is somebody narrow minded and like an actual single cell organism only has one function and purpose in life. Most single cell humans do not realise they are which therefore makes them even wors. They usually ass lick leaders and dominant/alpha people, you could say this is a similar word to sheep

“Ugh, she’s such a single cell human.”

by sailA Alias August 4, 2018

Eiffel Human Centipede

A sex position, similar to an Eiffel tower, but with 3 girls in the middle. It could either be a fully poly orgy, or simply 2 couples with an HBB (hot bi bitch) in the center of it.

"How about this, we have a 5-some but you won't fuck my chick and I won't fuck your chick. We would just have that extra chick in the middle of everything. Then we can high-5 with everything in the middle of it. It'd be like an Eifel Tower, but with a human centipede in the center. An Eiffel human centipede."

by Absentlung September 16, 2019

Garbage in human form

Similar to human garbage, but the difference is that a garbage in human form is in essence a garbage that's pretending to be a human, while human garbage is a human whose worth is about the same as a garbage.

Kitten A: Sally didn't feed us for 3 days. She's such a human garbage!
Kitten B: No, she's a garbage in human form.

Kitten A: what's the difference?
Kitten B: Read urban dictionary.

by Gaga2015 November 11, 2019