Operation Google

Google launched a new AI (Artificial Intelligence) program known as “Jigsaw Conversation”. The purpose of this AI is to find, delete and block comments and posts deemed as offensive. These includes comments that are “sexist, racist, transphobic, anti-immigration, Islamophobic….etc”. Since this is a war on Trolls, it sounds to reason that the greatest Trolls online, 4chan, weren’t going to take the news very well. The plan had root on 8chan’s /pol/ board and several other 4chan boards. Every time they want to use the word “Nigger”, they’re going to use “Google” instead and let Google block their own brand instead.

'operation google f*cked over google by tarnishing their brand'

by CaptainCrustyCunt September 24, 2016

oh mighty google i am here for waffles

When you are starving and surfing the internet. Or, you are talking to the elder one.

Dan: How do we bow down?
Jason: Like this!
*THUNK*
Jason: oh mighty google i am here for waffles

by MaxSolar0713 April 21, 2018

fuck google

When suddenly Google switches the page language into something you didn't request or understand.

Bob went to China for a holiday. The next day while in a hotel in Beijing, he switched on his laptop to Google something. To his surprise all the page is now displayed in Chinese! cause the smart guys working at Google, think that once you are in China, you speak Chinese!
Bob was upset and said; Fuck Google! I'll go to Bing.

by numediaweb March 11, 2015

Smoking Google

A term used to describe incriminating evidence found on one's computer relating this person to a serious crime. More specifically, suspicious searches conducted on Google only a few days prior to a crime.

For example, if a man was murdered by his wife, who poisoned him with sleeping pills, the "Smoking Google" would be the searches conducted by that wife for topics such as 'sleeping pills,' 'sleeping pill overdose,' 'poison pills,' et cetera, obviously linking her to the crime. Smoking Googles are most commonly found by investigators and can be key pieces of evidence in a trial.

This term is most commonly used in place of the older cliche`, the "smoking gun." This term was recently used on the television show "In Session" by Vinnie Politan.

a. Hey man, did they find that lady guilty?
b. Yeah, the cops found the smoking Google.
a. What was she searching?
b. How to kill a husband, killing a person, jail time for murdering your husband.

by Skhj March 17, 2010

Search Google or type a URL

When you've been lying on your bed for hours staring at your computer screen and search "Search Google or type a URL"

because you're bored out of your mind

Me: How bored are you?
My Mind: Open a new tab and tell me what you see at the search bar

Me: Search Google or type a URL..?
My Mind: Search that up
Me: Why
My Mind: It's important

by imboredoutofmymindhelp July 30, 2019

Just fucking Google it

This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.

Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.

1: hey do u kno how 2 fnd a kewl mp3 converta?
2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

by MrKapper July 11, 2006

The Google, it does nothing!

When Google's search result turn up nothing usually because the search item doesn't exist or google hasn't indexed it yet.

morphed from "the goggles, they do nothing" simpsons refernece.

12:31:44 am rlane: have you tried super slick 66 instead of crisco?
12:32:24 am tang: is that car oil?
12:33:17 am rlane: it is a special oil
12:35:57 am cryptol0rd: The Google, it does nothing!

by cryptoL0rd May 13, 2010