an Englishman's diet

Drab, Dry, Shit, Boring, And Terrible.

Guy 1: I love the colour grey!
Guy 2: The fuck you talking about? That colour is like an Englishman's diet

by EthanCannot July 23, 2023

south african englishmen

Defined as South Africans who were raised with an English speaking head. ''We think, talk and act in that modern day Latin'', the other verbal stuff doesn't have the same meaning as English does.

Afrikaner: ''Kom met my toe Engelsman''
south african englishmen: ''What is wrong with you I'm busy''

by Danny Rae February 19, 2014

Me el no englisho

A word that tells some one that you do not speak english

COP: License and registration please.
You: Me el no englisho
COP: Ight fam have a good day!

by Mr no englisho July 14, 2022

Enlgish

When you're trying to chat at a reasonable speed, but you keep messing the words up with letters in opposite places of where they should be. Not to be confused with Engrish or Engish.

Jim: Hey Suzy, let's go for a wlak. We shuold definitely be sure to call the others and get them to join us.
Suzy: *walk. And *should.

Jim: Haha, yeah, sorry, my Enlgish is acting up today.

by Advictoriam February 27, 2018

Engwish

Similar to Engrish, but purposefully misspelled to sound cute and toddler-like.

"Y yis I can speaks engwish UwU"

by EvilShaggy March 19, 2020

Engrish

Wen u want cpeec gud.

The pointlessness of the tomb of the tomb of the tomb of the bridge now and then I have a meeting at a time period and I love it when you call me that would help you 🤠💞💞💞 I will send you a picture 😜🐱 I have to go get it 😜😜🐱🐱 I have been trying not to think of something 😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃☺️🤣☺️ I have a friend who knows what the Google play for a while and I will get back to Europe and the next day or two to get a good picture of the bridge. Engrish.

by YeetfulandDecitful September 14, 2020

engliss

The only proper way to prove you are good at a language, you must fight autocorrect.

I think I am good at engliss

by Sakura Li November 14, 2020