Ding dong

A ding song is a slang term for super dick AKA NOT YOURS

YOU HAVE A AWSOME DING DONG

by Poppy dick February 18, 2020

Ding Dong Scammer

A word used to describe a stupid idiot
Who tries to (and usually fails) to trick people

This Ding Dong Scammer

by Dingdoneatituo June 3, 2025

dik fuk the dong smasher

awesome fucking person

aaahh look out dik fuk the dong smasher is here

by wejnation July 26, 2017

Dongs

People who use your stuff when you don't want them too

Look at those dongs over There stealing my car

by Humankind August 22, 2014

DING DONG

a stupid dickhead who wont shut up, also another word for penis.

shuddup you fucking ding dong!

fuckoff ding dong!

go home ding dong!

oops! my ding dong went soft!

by FatBassettHound July 22, 2020

The Dong technique

The art of the dong. Known only to the most sophisticated of human beings. Of the highest order. Just reading this you question your existence for not knowing this art.

Man 1-Have you heard of The Dong Technique?
Man 2-What’s that?
Man 1-I see...

by TheManOfDong July 21, 2019

Ring Dong

A phrase you would use in a text message to make the other person check their phone and write back.

Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?

or

Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!

by Macag September 22, 2011