Distancification

When a woman/man justifies sexual innuendo via Facebook, Twitter, etc... Due to the large distance between her and her subject.

*Instinctively, humans are habitually unaware of large distances (such as oceans) due to our inability to Fly naturally. This causes the females/males of the human race to act out in ways that seem unnatural. They feel a large distance between themselves and the subject, and therefor are inhibited much like alcohol or drugs.*

"She sexted me - but I attribute that to distancification because she's in Ireland."

by John A. Mic September 20, 2014

Distractits

When you choose to ignore a woman's negative qualities because you are distracted by her attractive physical qualities, usually large breasts.

Chris: Why is Bill still dating Sara, she's a crazy ass bitch that will devour him.
David: Bill is too sprung and is distractits.

by alasjizz March 28, 2015

Distopiacrat

a progressive politician, political appointee, or civil servant who is dedicated to the proposition that it is only through submission and absolute obedience to the state will the masses know peace. Seeks to bring Orwellian politics to reality.

The distopiacrats have enacted a new PSA for euthanasia - "Why put it off - go out on your terms! Now, please, citizen." It's a hoot - and even has a link to order your own do-yourself-off-at home kit.

by Mr. History July 6, 2015

distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.

"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".

by redmedicine August 23, 2015

distractionist

a person who distracts from the original post, subject

ticket buyers are distractionists to telling the truth about captivity

by CEwing November 5, 2015

distractional

To describe the positive distractions in our life. Examples are our cars, lifestyles, media channels, smartphones and TECH.

Awesome hoverboard! Very distractional.

by www.distractional.com April 23, 2016

Distant homie

A person you see as a close friend or relative, but keep at a distance because of there history

Donovan talks to much he is my distant Homie

by 2016.youngin September 2, 2016