Cunt

Amongst other things can also be a derogatory term for a really hated person.

That Cristiano Ronaldo is a right cunt.

by flipmodefly June 12, 2009

red cunt hair

Standard unit of measurement for nearly infinitesimal distances.

"Holy shit, that speeding car missed me by a red cunt hair."

by Sakure April 7, 2003

cunt in men's clothing

There are 2 definitions:

1. A man who acts like "a woman" by demonstrating typically female characteristics.
2. A woman (i.e., a lesbian) who dresses like a man.

Elgin was acting so passive-aggressive and manipulative, he was being a real cunt in men's clothing.
Betty, the bull dyke, just stepped out of the Men's Wearhouse in a new wool suit, looking just like a cunt in men's clothing.

by Appsguy September 25, 2007

cunt bumpers

Two women who engage in the act of cunt bumping.

Ellen Degeneres and Rosie Odonell are two famous cunt bumpers.

by theJAW June 26, 2008

Cunt Pizza

A pizza with no meat.

Girlfriend: Hey, Im going to Pizza Hut. What kind do you want?

Boyfriend: Uh...I dont know. Just no cunt pizza.

by MentalMystics August 12, 2009

robo cunt

A female Police Officer that gets off on giving everyone a ticket just to boost her penile envy ego.

"I was rushing my wife to the hospital when she was in labor and Robo Cunt decides to pull us over and take her own sweet time giving me a ticket."

by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

little cunt

When you're not an actual cunt, but you need to be a bit of a cunt to prevent people from taking the piss or walking all over you.

Yo Vicki, we're so much happier now we've become little cunts.

by PeakyRunner May 28, 2016