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Commodification of Science

The transformation of scientific research from a public good focused on knowledge into a privatized commodity valued primarily for its potential to generate profit, patents, or competitive advantage. This shifts priorities from basic research and open inquiry to applied, marketable outcomes with immediate returns.
Example: "The commodification of science was clear when the university shut down its theoretical physics department to expand its corporate-backed AI lab. Knowledge for its own sake had no 'value'; only research with a direct path to patentable tech was funded."
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
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Commodification of Atheism

The process by which disbelief in gods is turned into a marketable product, identity brand, and revenue stream. It transforms atheism from a simple personal stance into merchandise (Darwin fish stickers, "Friendly Atheist" hoodies), lucrative speaking tours, Patreon-supported podcasts, and book deals. The "movement" becomes a marketplace where clout, audience size, and sales figures can become more important than philosophical coherence or ethical action. Your lack of belief becomes your brand.
*Example: "The commodification of atheism was complete when the big-name skeptic started hawking branded brain supplements on his podcast. 'Support critical thinking and get 10% off AlphaBrain with code RATIONALITY!' The audience wasn't a community of freethinkers anymore; it was a customer base for a lifestyle brand built on not believing in supernatural lifestyles."*
by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026
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Commode-a-yoga

After learning yoga I found that performing some of the poses while having bowel movements help with the evacuation process.
Constipation has not been an issue since I started implementing commode-a-yoga.
by anonymous February 16, 2026
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Commodification of Debunking

The process by which debunking is transformed from an intellectual practice into a commodity—something to be bought, sold, packaged, and consumed. The Commodification of Debunking means that debunking becomes product: debunking videos with ads, debunking books with tours, debunking podcasts with sponsors. The commodity form shapes the content: debunking must be entertaining, accessible, repeatable, branded. It must generate intellectual property, build audiences, create franchises. The act of exposing falsehood becomes just another content category, subject to the same market forces as cooking shows or gaming streams.
"He's not just debunking myths—he's selling debunking merchandise, running debunking courses, licensing debunking content. That's the Commodification of Debunking—skepticism as intellectual property, exposure as export. The commodity isn't truth; it's the performance of truth-seeking, packaged and sold. Marx would have a field day: the debunkers have been debunked by capitalism."
by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026
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Common Sense

Widespread, socially acceptable lies. It is used mainly by older people to insult people they disagree with.
"Too many illegal immigrants? Deport them all. Too many gang problems? Go buy a gun and shoot at them. Bad economy? Just cut the food stamp and all those welfare bulls***. That's just common sense."

"Climate changes all the time. I don't know why common sense is no longer common anymore."
by MuskLovesDog0020 March 3, 2025
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Committee

Where one person is in charge and everyone else is a yes-man!
As the main representative of the committee, I have made the executive decision to organize a gift basket fundraiser!
by Angry-at-Karen March 7, 2025
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Commitment Whore

Someone who is desperate for meaningful/long lasting relationships and seeks them out.
Girl 1: “I’m talking to this new guy, I can see it lasting a long time!”
Girl 2: “you think every guy is the one, your such a commitment whore”
by BigBrownChungus March 8, 2025
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