call pc

1. Where a women sends a dirty, flirty messages to other employee(s) (usually male) disguised as a typo.

2. this is another example of many symptoms that often indicate diarrhea of the fingers. Obviously this user should have typed "all pc" which means something completely different.

Rabid fingers: Please install agents on call pcs and the server.

Tech: What are call pcs?

Rabid fingers: um....i dunno....

Tech: grrrrrr...(I crush your head!)

by ST_boingo_boingo December 15, 2010

Called farkas a nipple

Threw caution to the wind; did something crazy in a moment of utter rage. Like when Ralphie gets so mad at school bully Farkas that he knocks him down and beats him silly, while uttering profanities, MOST of which are unintelligible. Similar to a hyperspasm, but with physical violence added.

My sister made me so mad, I just called Farkas a nipple and kicked a hole in her door.

by jamjonnyjam December 23, 2012

call centre conga

What happens when you have a problem with a product or service you purchased that requires multiple separate departments in a company (in some cases, whole separate companies and subcontractors) to work together to solve, but the company structure is such that no department ever actually talks directly to any other department about anything (or even has any means of doing so), and no department is ever allowed to do something on behalf of another.

You'll be bounced endlessly back and forth between a string of ostensibly cheerful, helpful people, with long hold times between each and every one, getting a different person whenever you're sent back to a department you already spoke to, and every single time you have to explain the entire problem all over again from scratch, plus everything that every previous department has told you up to that point. Never actually solves any problem; this hellish sequence invariably ends when someone hangs up on you by accident when they actually meant to transfer you yet again, whereupon you have to start over from square one.

Zen are the worst ISP ever; they had me doing the call centre conga for weeks.

by ZQT43 March 12, 2014

call back asap

A phrase only used by the mothers of teenagers. This phrase is often found in the voice mail box of children who haven't checked in with their parners in several hours.

mother: Jason? It's Mom. I called Michaels mother and she said you left two left hour ago? Call back asap!

by getyourshitogether April 11, 2015

call of duty

The game your are pretty much forced to get every year because all of your friends have it and you don't want to be the only one who doesn't have it.

Person 1: Hey man I got the new call of duty the other day
Person 2: That's cool, I'm not gonna get it though
Person 1: WHAT NO EVERY ONE ELSE HAS IT! YOU WILL BUY IT TODAY OR WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE!

by growlithe1234 June 23, 2015

Call of Duty

A game where every 12 year old has fucked your mom.

Random 12 year old: You suck at Call of Duty, just like your mom sucked my dick

by GingerPuff December 27, 2015

call a hit

To hire someone to beat up, or kill someone else.
(You can also use this term sarcastically to show your protective tendency for your significant other)

Girl: looser's name here is being such a jerk.
Guy: Do you need me to "call a hit" on em?

by Ray rice >:-( August 1, 2016