Acts like a big man over social media to girls and his "boys", but is really just a blunt little dickhead irl.Also is the opposite of big, with his freakishly dwarfish stature. A Cally Man's vocabulary is very limited as he spends 99% of his time on social media, using devil and wet emojis, whilst commenting "my G" on the Instagram posts belonging to his fellow Callie Men.
Girl one: "Did you meet up with _____ at the weekend?"
Girl two: "Yeah but he turned out to be a right Cally Man."
by sophmilk March 12, 2017
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