Hog cranker

The person who catches the most hog fish

That boy Andrew a hog cranker

Hog cranker by Hogcranker33 December 15, 2025

Mud cranking

The act of cranking one’s hog in a mud pit. This may include more than one individual, in which case it would be referred to as a “party pit of muddy crankers”.

I saw my buddy Jacob mud cranking all by himself and I helped out by using the water house and joining him.

Mud cranking by Evendasteven420 January 17, 2026

Tuna Cranking

Subtly pleasing in individual via their pockets (pocket jerking) other than yourself who has unclean genitalia in public.

“Sebastian was caught Tuna Cranking Gabe in the town park”

Tuna Cranking by Bsls March 27, 2026

Unicorn crank

A sexual position in which a person crouches low beneath a male partner’s genitalia and rests the bridge of their nose against the partner’s grundle (the space between the testicles and anus). In this position, each testicle rests over one eye like goggles while the penis is manipulated upward against the person’s forehead.

She gave a mean unicorn crank

Unicorn crank by Pooter420 April 11, 2026

Common Crank

In the Roblox game Adopt Me!, a "Common Crank" is the total opposite of a "Jiggly Jaggle." It refers to a player who is untrustworthy and toxic. These players are known for being overly rude for no reason—often "venting" or getting aggressive in chat—while simultaneously attempting false trust trades or other scams. Like a common-tier pet, they have no value in the trading community due to their bad attitude and "scammy" behavior.

Player A: "That guy just tried to scam me with a fake trust trade, then called me names when I said no."
Player B: "Typical Common Crank behavior. Just report them and move to a different server."

Common Crank by haseulfreak April 24, 2026

Hate Crank

When you experience such feelings of rage it encourages you to ejaculate to the subject that angered you

Stacy made me so fucking mad the other day, I hate cranked to that bitch.

Hate Crank by B-Minerall May 31, 2026

Too Dank To Crank 

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

Too Dank To Crank by TotallyNotBryan August 13, 2017