clouticus

the classiest, most amazing, shocking, way a person can look while wearing clout goggles.

The title given to someone who just fucking slays in clout

friend one: Omg look at Bella in those clout goggles she looks like a god

friend two: yep she is the ultimate clouticus

by Miss.Puff August 17, 2018

Cloutposting

Cloutposting is a cancerous form of social media posting. Mostly occurs on instagram or twitter. It is where a user posts vintage or "aesthetic" pictures for seemingly no other reason than to somehow look cool by posting it.

Dude 1 - "hey why is that weird fashion kid posting random shit 100 times a day?"

Dude 2 - "He's cloutposting, he thinks that posting vintage pictures of punks from the 90's and designer brand posts will make him seem cool and aesthetic."

by The 69nd President of the US December 31, 2019

cloutard

a retard who will do anything for clout

personA:have you watched jaystation
personB:fuck that guy he's a cloutard

by fire pro YT January 28, 2020

Cloutstrophobic

Someone who is afraid/dislikes the clout you have, opposite of a clout chaser.

Jerry: *complains about you having money and fame*
Ben: You're just Cloutstrophobic JERRY

by JewishSacc April 19, 2020

cloutweasleys

cloutweasleys is a popular stan account on twitter and tiktok that is worth following. they love clout AND the weasleys. They are Luna’s girlfriend (not luna lovegood)

Luna : Have you heard of cloutweasleys?
Aaliyah : No, but I will now!

by Aaliyah Heaven October 24, 2020

cloutqueennikki

CloutQueenNikki is the doll and she's the best Roblox Barbie ever. Never mess with her.

Bob: hey did you see that clip of CloutQueenNikki eating up vxrcified on Tiktok
Nikki: Babe, that was me. Tell me did I eat.

by MerMaid13xx April 20, 2022

colon-clouter

A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.

"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."

by radash November 7, 2009