afterthot

Like a cougar, but with no standards or dignity. Usually describes herself as a milf, but is usually just a rusty old ratchet. Is definitely old enough to know better... and you wish she would.

That afterthot just asked the dj to play Ricky Martin, said she was twenty-one, complimented his "ed hardy boys" shirt, then got upset when he said thank you, ma'am.

by Popularity's Overrated April 12, 2015

Afterbirthday

The belated birthday party either because you can't party with them on their actual birthday or it's an additional birthday celebration.

Sherm: Figured we could have your Afterbirthday on Friday since it's your birthday on Fraturday.

Lady Finley: 2 parties, buddy? Nice. 😊

Sherm: Happy Afterbirthday, buddy.

by Roxma June 1, 2016

After school blowy

A blow job one receives after school

You see Joey over There, he gave me an after school blowy

by Fuck you 1234321 May 4, 2018

after sex piss

When a dude goes to take a piss after having sex and the piss sprays off target, ie. on his leg, side of toilet, or floor.

Aw shit, I just got my after sex piss everywhere!

by roundtuit February 9, 2018

Aften

Beautiful brown haired girl who loves the 80s and spooky things.

It’s halloween. Aften lives for this day.

by Sp00kys0ul May 24, 2019

After high nap

After being high from smoking 2 or more blunts & your tired out of nowhere.

Maria smoked 3 blunts with her friends & now she’s high and taking a after high nap.

by Du Bose0130 June 10, 2019

After neath

when you try to say after and underneath something at the same time

hey maya why did you put my name after neath joes?

by Singing_Tigers August 17, 2019