Internet addiction

Compulsory and excessive engagement in the internet such that it interferes with your IRL life.

The first thing I think about when I open my eyes in the morning is jacking into cyberspace and downlinking some bits, and I wake up at least three times a night to get my WiFix. I've tried canceling the DSL five times, but my Internet Service Pusher won't let me get clean. I don't think I'm ever going to kick this internet addiction.

by !Josh Cheek August 21, 2013

attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB)

A person with an attention span less than one second due to chronic masturbation, video gaming and schnauzer banging as a youth. People with this condition can't even commit to taking a shit when they are already on the toilet. The only way to grab their attention is to talk about fakies, jeeps, weed or seven different kinds of smoke.

Brah, my boss's attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) is off the charts. He was spanking his monkey the other day and he forgot what he was doing!

by Granuppie January 13, 2010

marijuana addiction

Actually Mr. Lament, your a dumbass. I can't think of any pot head i know, including yours truely, that cant quit the shit when they need to. ive never heard of anyone suckin dick for weed man, have you? maybe there is someone out there like that, but everyone knows that a true addiction is when you'll give everythang up for one thing, not just "ohh, i want some weed."

pothead and addict are two complete things, one smokes weed alot, the other will whore themselves... there is no such thing as a marijuana addiction, and if you believe there is, then go look at your neighborhood crackhead... THATS addiction

by portugee February 8, 2008

text addict

someone who texts nonstop, even at lunch when youre sitting right across from them. its pathetic especially when their parents actually pay for it. these people also sleep w/ their phones to make sure no one texts and they *OMG* miss it! scandal! they didnt read it until 5 am, it was sent at 3 am!!!! OMG!

text addict- *beep bleep blorg beep bop boo beep* *texting frantically*

normal person right next to them- WTF? did u just effing text me to tell me that youre sitting next to me? thats 1 effing dollar you freak!

OR

text addict- *sleeping with phone under pillow* *phone vibrates and they read the text-
TEXT-
OMG I LYK LUV U!
from brad, text addicts fellow texting boyfriend

text addict- omg, i almost missed that!!

by nycl17 May 27, 2007

addadictomy

Used when a transexual woman opts to have the surgery and become a fully-fledge ifemminate man-beast. Pronounced (add-a-dick-to-me, for the fools who didn't get it right away)

Guy: Sam, what's wrong?
Sam: Well, i'm just getting over a sisterectumy and they rescheduled my addadictomy for tomorrow.
Guy: aaww, what a flaccid penis.

by H.T.J April 11, 2005

addy

1.Slang and short for adderal

Addy is twice as good as ridzy

by mxru July 1, 2005

Urban Dictionary Addiction

When someone is addicted to adding words/definitions to Urban Dictionary. A site where you can create you're own definition for things.

I've got urban dictionary addiction, gotta add some more words!

by Midna! July 20, 2009