Guy: Sam, what's wrong?
Sam: Well, i'm just getting over a sisterectumy and they rescheduled my addadictomy for tomorrow.
Guy: aaww, what a flaccid penis.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Sherry is now Barry thanks to her addadictomy.

Charlotte went to the clinic in Sweden and had an addadictomy, and now we call her Chuck.

Sheila gave herself an addadictomy today and saved some money. She goes by Dirk now.

Frank: You're such a hot kisser. Oh, I see your penis isn't attached to you.

Trans man: Yes, not until I get my lower surgery.
Frank: What's the surgery called?
Trans man: It's an addadictomy, but takes a minimum of three times under the knife.
Frank: Is that the scientific term.
Trans man: No.