all up in your shit

someones all up in your business, trying to tell you how to do things

you should do it like this
-How you go'n to be all up in my shit!?

by D!CK January 23, 2004

knows his shits

Meaning that someone is very good at what he does, and knows a lot about it (basically the exact thing as "Knows his stuffs)

Random person roasts a feminist with impeccable logic..

You : This guy surely knows his shits!

by Name is Jeff goldblom March 11, 2017

Creamy Pamper Shit

When you take a lumpy shit in your pampers and its so creamy you dry it up and eat it like chips, then Skinny Gru comes over and sticks his testes inside your creamy shit pampers

Shit-Im lumpy Gru- itty bity microwavesss in my Creamy Pamper Shit

by LUMPY CREAM SHIT September 13, 2019

"Wut Tha Shit!!??"

-An alternative to saying "what tha fuk" or "what tha duece"

"YO .......i think i just threw up a quarter!....."Wut Tha Shit!!??"

by DonDon1 January 22, 2009

My little shit

When you want a little shit instead of a pony

Jeff: My little shit is cuter than your shit
Harry: i got a little pot full of shit
Jeff: thats just baby porn

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020

Mount Olympus Shit

A dump of such massive proportions that the pile of poo extends above the waterline. Impressive to see, but normally results in clogging.

I looked down and saw my Mount Olympus Shit peaking above the water. It was too impressive to simply flush away, so I left it for others to admire.

by esperanto_sux December 14, 2008

Shit Patch Drunk

Heavily intoxicated. Beyond shitfaced.

1. I was so shit patch drunk last night I woke up wearing an area rug.

2. I think Don is shit patch drunk. I saw him walking around with some Italian sausage.

3. Are you coming to the open bar wedding this weekend? We're all getting shit patch drunk!

by mmmTJ September 29, 2011