One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.
Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.
by Pedo the Filer December 24, 2016
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by JacobDickerson January 2, 2012
Get the Stink Waffle mug.The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.
"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"
by Xterra June 27, 2016
Get the Waffle Batter mug.When you have diarrhea and shove a crispy waffle uo your ass. Then proceed to shit out the waffle. The crispy waffle will then slice up your asshole and then you proceed to bleed on the waffle. Then after you have bled on it to your desired amount you proceed to piss and cum on the waffle.
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Shit for Hazelnut Spread
Blood for Strawberry Sauce
Piss for Syrup
Cum for Whipped Topping
by Shartingtrash October 30, 2022
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