boogie monster

(n.) a form of vaginal intercourse in which the male places snot on his penis as a lubricant.

Bob: Im going to need some lube.
Jane: Snot rocket on my vagina.
Bob: Yes will perform a "boogie monster"

by Sammy19 December 20, 2007

green monster

a homemade alcoholic beverage made from Scope mouthwash and NyQuil cough syrup

Green monster tastes like ass, but it gives you a quick buzz!

by Da Nastee One October 20, 2003

crack monster

ham and cheese sandwich

J' voudre un croque monsieur, s'il vous plait.
*translation-I would like a crack monster, please.

by beckkkkaanddcatttttttttt January 28, 2008

milking the monster

masturbate

"I was alone and horny so i was MILKING THE MONSTER"

by Chip Shpeedler August 20, 2011

Grundle Monster

A mysterious green monster that runs around picking peoples grundles with his grundle claw while the other hand is in his ass.

Better wipe good or the grundle monster will get ya!

by Grundle Fairy December 20, 2012

devil monster

sarahs, all sarahs are evil and satanic, so therefore they are devil monsters

SARAH IS A DEVIL MONSTER
Ikr dude

by sarah sucks poo poo March 19, 2018

cleavage monster

When a man buys a tank top and wears the large one for extra cleavage.

Omg Luke's a Cleavage Monster for buying that tank top.

by Monster Horse Cock Daniel June 02, 2016