Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.

ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!

by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022

2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum

Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

by Warsaw Knuckles October 8, 2022

Andover Soft Plug

An Anti-Safety device used in historical steam engines, allowing for the elimination of the traditional fusible plug, for the operation of a boiler with less water than conventionaly allowed.

Dat Tweedy Wun Fiddy musta been running a Andover Soft Plug last week because I swear there wasn't a drop of water in the glass.

by ADENGINEER October 15, 2022

Soft

Opposite of hard

Someone who gives off a persona of being raw or hard, but deep down they are really just soft.

“Dude, SMD! I won’t get in that cage even though the Padres won in 4. I’m soft!”

by ZTerm October 18, 2022

Soft Minute

A long time, typically several hours or even longer.

Dang bro, I've been waiting on the plug in this parking lot for a soft minute.

by 2 centricle October 21, 2022

Soft cunt

The weakest of the coke head group, stands sideways and you can't see him also stinks of piss

D.B you're a soft cunt and a skinny waste

by Biglad92 October 21, 2022

soft as gem’s bottom

Anything that’s softer than a baby’s bottom.

Damn! Your face is as soft as gem’s bottom.

by llamalanuh October 23, 2022