white knuckle ride on the skin bus

to masterbate at great speed

'I woke up this morning and took a white knuckle ride on the skin bus'

white knuckle ride on the skin bus by Spunky Manker August 10, 2007

Magic Carpet Ride

A magic Carpet ride is when your doing a chick and donkey punch her. You then ride her down the stairs.

I had a Magic Carpet Ride with my girlfriend down the spiral staircase.

Magic Carpet Ride by HP July 18, 2003

Texas sleigh ride 

A sleigh ride without the snow or the consent of the "rider". A noose is placed around the neck of the "rider" and then tied to the back of a horse or pickup. The "rider" is then dragged until he/she is dead.

Hey, lets give that fag Bobby a Texas sleigh ride.

Texas sleigh ride by TE. Newman July 22, 2008

White-knuckle ride 

When your knuckle are made white from grasping onto the bowl as you take a fierce dump.

That Chinese buffet cut me up. As soon as I got my ass home I took the white-knuckle ride.

White-knuckle ride by Carl Panzram Jr. June 8, 2004

g ride 

a stolen 95' honda accord used for joyriding, and comin up.

GUY 1: "how the fuck we gonna get back to renton nigga, the buses aint runnin this late"
GUY 2: "dont trip nigga i got the jiggle keys, we'll just get a g ride"
GUY 1: "oh yup"

g ride by killa357 September 14, 2011

Mustache ride 

When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.

Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?
Micks's Grandma: Yes.

Mustache ride by Hexum March 1, 2005

Polish Bike Ride 

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he grips her waist,lifts his feet and starts kicking her in the breasts.

I gave my wife a polish bike ride. now she has brusies all over her tits.

Polish Bike Ride by Trevor November 12, 2004