Definitions by Hexum

Kentucky Derby

An amazing party that consists of horse racing, gambling, beer drinking, and tit showing. One of the best parties in the country.

"Damn man, I won $500 at the Kentucky Derby this year and saw at least 80 sets of tits!"

Kentucky Derby by hexum August 1, 2005

JJ Redick 

An untalented guard on the Duke basketball team that can only shoot 3 pointers. He fails miserably when driving and tends to fall down after nearly every shot he takes.

Guy 1: You know who is really good at basketball?
Guy 2: Well it's not JJ Redick.

JJ Redick by Hexum March 1, 2005

Mustache ride 

When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.

Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?
Micks's Grandma: Yes.

Mustache ride by Hexum March 1, 2005

Virginia Tech 

The school to attend if you enjoy providing various pleasures to underage girls living near you.

Guy 1: Hey, remember that Marcus Vick guy?
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, the one who hung out with 14 year old girls while he was in college?
Guy 1: Yeah, he was cool.

Virginia Tech by Hexum March 1, 2005

Miami Hurricanes

The best college football team in the entire freaking United State! They have won 5 National Championships in the last 25 years, a feat no other school could come close to.

"Remember when Miami won those 5 National Championships from between 1978-2004? That was the shit."

Miami Hurricanes by hexum January 19, 2005

University of Florida 

The other school currently trying to obtain the national status of The University of Miami. Florida and Florida State both equally suck at football and always manage to lose to the best school in the nation, Miami.

"Dude, did you hear that Miami offered to give Florida a 21 point cushion for this years game?"

University of Florida by hexum January 19, 2005

JJ Redick 

An asshole who's only basketball talent is shooting the three pointer. He is easily compared to the likes of Mark Price and Rex Chapman.

"Look at JJ Redick. He has 'DICK' in his last name, AND he sucks at basketball."

JJ Redick by hexum January 19, 2005