Hexum's definitions

Kentucky Derby

An amazing party that consists of horse racing, gambling, beer drinking, and tit showing. One of the best parties in the country.

"Damn man, I won $500 at the Kentucky Derby this year and saw at least 80 sets of tits!"

by hexum August 1, 2005

JJ Redick

An untalented guard on the Duke basketball team that can only shoot 3 pointers. He fails miserably when driving and tends to fall down after nearly every shot he takes.

Guy 1: You know who is really good at basketball?
Guy 2: Well it's not JJ Redick.

by Hexum March 1, 2005

Virginia Tech

The school to attend if you enjoy providing various pleasures to underage girls living near you.

Guy 1: Hey, remember that Marcus Vick guy?
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, the one who hung out with 14 year old girls while he was in college?
Guy 1: Yeah, he was cool.

by Hexum March 1, 2005

Mustache ride

When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.

Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?
Micks's Grandma: Yes.

by Hexum March 1, 2005

Ohio State Buckeyes

The school to attend if you want to receive a college degree while taking classes such as "AIDS Awareness" and "Basket Weaving". The university has also been known to hand out free money to its football and basketball players, which is highly against the NCAA rules. Just ask Maurice Clarrett and Troy Smith.

School Booster: Hey Maurice, want me to buy you a new car since you can't afford one with all your college tuition?
Maurice Clarrett: Sure dawg, but don't tell Coach Tressell.

by hexum January 19, 2005

Miami Hurricanes

The best college football team in the entire freaking United State! They have won 5 National Championships in the last 25 years, a feat no other school could come close to.

"Remember when Miami won those 5 National Championships from between 1978-2004? That was the shit."

by hexum January 19, 2005

Florida State University

A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.

"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."

by hexum January 19, 2005