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Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
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Snow Puppy

Like a snow-bunny, but simply the male version
When I die ima go to snow puppy heaven” - dr umar (not a real quote, based off song named “snow bunny heaven”)
by big man my man May 2, 2024
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Skinning the puppy

The act of male masturbation without the use of lubricant, causing abrasions on the skin of the penis. The term is also a reference to the name and the abrasive sound of the Canadian electro-industrial band Skinny Puppy.
A: Why are you walking like that?
B: Dude, I was totally skinning the puppy last night. I knew I was out of lotion but I couldn't help myself!

Who up skinning they puppy rn
by bbm56 July 25, 2024
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puppy

a hoe, a person that runs from person to person, loving and licking on everyone.
don't trust a word he says. that boy is such a puppy
by val3 December 7, 2019
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Goofy Donut Puppy

A round, chubby puppy holding a donut. The reason why it’s goofy is because it’s sticking its cute, little tongue out all the time. You can use this puppy to cuddle with. You can also tell it all you’re stories and secrets because it will never tell. This puppy also loves music so you can sing to it to make you and the puppy feel better. Get yourself a goofy donut puppy and your life will change in the best way possible!
I love my goofy donut puppy so much!”
Such a fluffy pup!”
by jordansmymans March 2, 2019
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