Clout Monster

SOmeone who is so hungry for fame that they use people for it .

That woman is such a clout monster

by Clout101 May 7, 2018

green monster

a homemade alcoholic beverage made from Scope mouthwash and NyQuil cough syrup

Green monster tastes like ass, but it gives you a quick buzz!

by Da Nastee One October 20, 2003

crack monster

ham and cheese sandwich

J' voudre un croque monsieur, s'il vous plait.
*translation-I would like a crack monster, please.

by beckkkkaanddcatttttttttt January 28, 2008

monster boy

Comparing a high level of regret to that felt by a legendary 90's garage artist who; unlike other artists to apologise through the medium of song (i.e. Akon and Madonna)- is truely sorry!

"I am monster boy sorry I nailed your mum....again"

by DangerousAntony October 29, 2009

boxer monster

a hard dick in your boxers.

17:02 BEAN: whats his number? lol
17:07 Elemental tear: whos #
17:07 BEAN: minnesotas. i was gonna send him a picture of my boxer monster since he said i had a small dick.

by BEAN93x December 17, 2010

Boobie Monster

A person with a rack so big, it's looks like there is a two-headed monster in their shirt.

Amy is such a boobie monster, for halloween she is going to draw faces on her tits and go as a three headed alien!!

by alimegz September 15, 2010

HOCKNESS-MONSTER.

A male lizard-like creature who can be found in bars sheding his scaley skin all over the intoxicated females whilst downing considerably large quantities of alcohol, library's doing mainly the same, or playing computerized football tournaments with fellow lizararians. Whilst the Hockness monster is mainly native to Essex and the surrounding areas as it is a suitable habitat for hunting and hosts a wealth of prey, it has occasionally been known to migrate for BUSINESSSSS purposes.

-HOLY S**T MAN!? did you see that "HOCKNESS-MONSTER." just lizard his way in with those girls!? What a slime-tastic maneuver . . . . . . . . . . -That lizard's got bare game dun, he like a komodo dragon and ting, DECENT.

by Scaryt8 October 21, 2010