Business Minutes

Like when someone tells you on a Friday "this will take 3 business days", it's not gonna happen til Wednesday bc of the weekend. Business Minutes is the same, if you tell someone you're going to take 10 business minutes, it means you're going to take 10 at the minimum but probably more

Boy: Yo hold up I gotta take a poop
Girl: (sigh) OK, how long??
Boy: mm probably 5 business minutes

by yeshuamysaviour August 2, 2024

Five minutes

A period of time that is longer than minimum 20 minutes.

2.40 am
G: Baby you have to sleep

A: five minutes…

G: ok fine

3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

Cody minutes

A unit of time that is completely fucking meaningless. A single Cody minute ranges anywhere from one actual minute to seven hours.

Person 1: "I'll see you in thirty Cody minutes."
Person 2: "Cool, I'll get in eight hours of sleep."

by BepsiMang November 8, 2025

Life Minutes

the time prior to the expiration of organic biological function (ie: death).

Every time Joey talks back to Fat Sal his life minutes dwindle.

by Tony Pro9 December 2, 2025

Roll Over Minutes

When you finish early with a prostitute and let your friend use the remaining time. Most effectively used by a one titty exposed hand job.

I saved some roll over minutes so my friend could get JOed in the back booth of a pizza joint...

by MC Plan B January 12, 2011

Back in five Minutes

Callum Johnsons 5 minutes are actually 25 minutes

Callum - "ill be back in five minutes"

Call- hes gone for a pot noodle

by Connor Bernard June 24, 2018