Theo Johnson

massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money

Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard

by massivestud34 September 18, 2021

Garrison Johnson

Is the only black guy that is with the KKK loves to suck white cocks and loves asians

"Garrison Johnson is black?" "but he's with the kkk"

by Jeston-Litchell February 17, 2022

Brian Johnson

A guy that rides the line between cocky and arrogant like a drunken circus monkey. Also does not give a fuck what anyone thinks about him.

Brian Johnson

by Wood1417 January 18, 2022

Andy Johnson

The guy whos swole as fuck and always plays some flames when hes on the speaker

Person: "God that guy always knows what song to play. He reads the mood so well and just reflects what everyones thinking.

Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?

by BootyChode December 19, 2019

Johnson

Another word for penis

Boi he be havin biiiiiiggggg Johnson!

by Gmaurer July 10, 2019

The Johnson's

A cult of boofers who hit the j and work out all day, they judge fellow members and the leaders suck each other off

The Johnson's hate on each other but suck each other off at the same time!

by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020

Juicy Johnson

When "eating box" ( giving a woman head ) it is most times a very good technique to spell out letters with your tongue... famously so when In the act of munching box spelling out Juicy Johnson yields some of the best results...

"Henrey gave here the juicy Johnson last night... all I could hear was screaming"

by Artoiz February 6, 2022