Jesus

He is your next door neighbour, your 16th cousin, and the Christian Lord and savior.

Christian: "Did you know Jesus loves you?"
Jose: "Really? Jesus, cousin, do you love me?"
Jesus: "No, I hate you."

Atheist: "I don't believe in God.
Christian: Jesus hates you. You're going to Hell when you die.

by NickerASnicker June 11, 2018

Jesus

Everything. Creator of all. Saviour, and well jesus.....

Oh, jesus.

by AGuyAguyWhoIsEatingPie May 27, 2019

Jesus

Jesus, the true almighty God. The God of all mankind. In him and for him we live.

Jesus is God

by Randon dude September 29, 2019

Jesus

jesus mean his our father and saviour ,no body in this world will have his name ,because his name is to unique

we are all jesus child

by Huien April 22, 2018

Jesus

Are lord an savior who died on the cross for are sins.

Jesus are father in heaven

by Ilovejesuslove777 June 5, 2017

Jesus

the Son of God and the Second Person of the Holy Trinity. Christians believe that through his crucifixion and subsequent resurrection, God offered humans salvation and eternal life.

Jesus is the Savior of the world> John 3:16

by Ashiepatasharoni October 29, 2019

Jesus

The head of Christianity. He is also somebody a lot of people fucking need.

"Hey bro Hillary Clinton needs dome Jesus in her life"

by rwrwgwgregtrw December 6, 2020