Jesus on paper 

When you draw a kick ass manga with yo niggas

aww shit remember that comic we posted on Deviantart that shit was jesus on paper

Jesus on paper by JavaCrona and Mars345 September 16, 2009

Jesus guest 

n. (Gee^ zuz gest) An arrogant person who thinks that budget motels should have Marriott or Hilton standards in accordance to amenities. Also has a high demand for decaffeinated coffee.

Darla the Jesus guest demanded the lobby serve decaf coffee during her free continental breakfast.

Jesus guest by lordvader1982 November 18, 2010

Jesus Cup 

In Beer Pong, the cup whom seems to float around the table endlessly without any force being pushed upon it. Naturally caused by excess beer and/or water spilled on the beer pong table.

Dude fix that Jesus cup, it's floating right at me.

Jesus Cup by brown dynamite June 3, 2011

Jesus Cockblock 

When a guy can't go any further with his girlfriend because he is too pious with his religious beliefs.

synonyms: cockblock, Jesus, religion
antonyms: sex. running the bases

Guy 1: "Man, Landon can't get any action from his girl."
Guy 2: "Why not?"
Guy 1 "He's got that Jesus cockblock

Jesus Cockblock by rocky2012 December 26, 2011

jesus sauce 

when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they'd gain his powers.

"my great-great-great-great-great-great (x's 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!"

jesus sauce by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

Jesus Band-aid 

What someone needs after getting a bad burn or the like.

1. -"You're a whore"
"Wow, that hurt so bad I need a Jesus Band-aid"

Jesus Band-aid by somerandomname January 5, 2009

jesus fucking h christ! 

Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding ticket.

A hundred and some dollars, jesus fucking h christ!

jesus fucking h christ! by bob dick nelly April 15, 2009