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Jesus Band-aid
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What
someone
needs
after getting a bad
burn
or the like.
1. -"You'
re
a whore"
"
Wow
, that hurt so bad I need a Jesus
Band
-aid"
Jesus Band-aid
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somerandomname
January 5, 2009
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