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Hipster

Girls with gauges, sunglasses, goes to concerts with 311, and the dirty heads. Drives a cool jeep, smoke weed, have fake Birkenstock’s.
Meghan is such a hipster.
by Pop_eye61 August 11, 2019
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Hipster Milk

"Nothing like a big glass of Hipster Milk," Hostis said quietly to himself.
by aebso October 5, 2018
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Hipster

Someone who claims to know a lot about music/art while having little to no interest and very very little understanding of it & the associated communities. Basically a fake ass fucker who acts like an elitist know-it-all but they have no really interest in it and use this fake interest to leverage their social standing (aka just to look better than everyone else).

Synonymous with poseur.
Patrick's such a hipster. He says he listens to Alcest but he doesn't even know what genre the band is.
by Alianora Cain August 25, 2019
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Hipster

A hipster is someone who conforms to non-conformity, usually without realizing they are doing so. Hipsters typically have subdued narcissistic traits and an amorphous sense of self. Hipsters usually project a passive or passive aggressive persona of superiority to those who live within societal norms or mainstream culture, and they externalize (or push internalized) self-judgement and insecurity onto others by way of harsh criticism via over-intellectualizing things to the point of creating irrational logic loops. Ultimately, hipsters are people with an identity problem. Their efforts to solve this problem usually come from attempting to individuate themselves through subcultural trends (such as off-beat fashion, music and art trends, etc.) that make them feel unique despite the irony that their efforts to do so end up being conformist to a hipster subculture that has become mainstreamed in a roundabout way.
A hipster walks into a bar and realizes they don't have a mixologist, only bartenders. He walks out.
by inner-rhythm84 February 7, 2019
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Hipster

Autistic 12 year olds that think they're cool because they buy coffee from places other than McCafe. Usually wear random clothing and vape several times per week.
Billy is such a hipster.
I wish we could be that Hipster.
by nanudfasjejs,fegwafe June 25, 2016
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Hipster

People who listen to bands no one has ever heard of and can be rather cocky. They never call themselves hipsters and deem many things as "mainstream"

Many teenage girls of these days attempt to pose as hipsters through their Instagram and twitter post, but do not succeed.
Girl 1: I'm going to post a picture of my converse with a vintage filter

Girl 2: OMG so hipster! 1!1!2!222!!

Girl 3: I'm wearing an oversized sweater and combat boots, how hipster am I?
by Curiousstorryteller August 8, 2015
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Science Hipster

Refers to a generation of society, born roughly around the death of grunge music, that refuses to believe anything that science tells them because it's too mainstream.

Science hipsters are the reason that we have people believe the earth is flat, and there is a 3rd option, besides male or female, to put on a birth certificate
I had to break up with Lisa. She kept telling me how the earth was flat and how She is going to let her baby choose her gender when it's old enough.

She is either stupid, or she is a science hipster.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 19, 2017
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