Mexican Fruit Stand 

When a Mexican gets a woman to do a headstand on the side of the road and sell fruit from her vagina.

I was driving to work the other day and saw a Mexican Fruit Stand on the side of the road. I stopped for some pineapple.

Mexican Fruit Stand by vinxanity March 30, 2015

Forbidden fruit

1.Sex

(I know this from experience)

Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.


*True story*

Forbidden fruit by Mikey July 23, 2004

Low Hanging Fruit

Midget balls.

Elves have low hanging fruit.

Low Hanging Fruit by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Forbidden Fruit

A gay or lesbian individual who secretly makes out with or has sex with someone of the opposite sex. This is individual will hide their true bisexual orientation in order to fit in with the Gay and Lesbian community.

Straight Guy: What happened between you and your female friend last night? I noticed you two were drunk and were very affective towards her.

Gay Guy: Please don't say anything...Well, I tasted her forbidden fruit last night and now I feel strange. I thought I was gay but now, I have no clue.

Forbidden Fruit by classymalikat September 9, 2011

Nigerian fruit basket

while partners are engaged in sexual acts the female has her legs placed behind her head in a basket like shape and the male places his genitalia (cock and balls) into the vagina simultaneously.

Mitch: Hey man you know that girl from the bar last night

Tom: Yeah what about her

Mitch: I went to give her the Nigerian fruit basket and she suprisingly took it all.

Nigerian fruit basket by whale stabber mcgee February 24, 2011

jugi fruit 

A man's nut sack, balls, or testicles.

My jugi fruit is itchy.

jugi fruit by Kriegh January 7, 2005

Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

Low Hanging Fruit by Chuck July 17, 2014