dildofy

when your parents die and you make a dildo out of their ashes to make the pain go away through orgasms.

John: bro my parents just died im so sad.
Bob: its all good bro just dildofy them, it will make the pain go away instantly.
John: damn your right im gonna do that now and have the most glorious orgasm of all time.

by daddychillonmycock October 31, 2023

Dildo, NL

You'd think I'm joking, but this is a real city in Canada.

"Dildo, NL"
NL is Newfoundland and Labrador, so I'll let you guess what their motto is...
*laughs*
"Our name will never change!"

by 7568ino November 2, 2023

Dildo breath

Fake dick sucking bitch.

My business is none of yours dildo breath.

by SunDanceKidd November 19, 2023

Dildo

It is a adult toy that men and woman use to put in their vagina and or anus to simulate having sexual intimacy

I just used my dildo and I have a orgasem

by Queff chef November 23, 2023

Dildoeing

The act of using a dildo.

We had a fine evening dildoeing each other.

by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024

dildo penis asshole nigger

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.

Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!

by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 November 30, 2024

Dildo

Dildo (noun) (adj) (slang) As to person: A tool used for someone else's pleasure. Usually determental to the majority.

President Biden is such a dildo for the liberal globalist agenda.

by Teratoma01 February 2, 2024