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Jew Bastard

Someone who is a very manipulative, stingy, penny-pinching, self-righteous snob. Snobby is optional, yet adds to the Jew factor. This term does not mean the person is an actual bastard of a Jewish parent. When the term "Jew" doesn't fit, adding "Bastard" is equivalent to underling the word "Jew".

Jew Bastard also represents an actual Jew that thinks their religion is superior to others, either speaking openly or doing so through actions.

Jew Bastard is the ultimate rape word for someone who is cheap, or will do anything to not throw a coin at anything. Cutting costs by cheating and lying. The term Jew and the act of being stingy is by no means an accident.
Alex stole utensils from Denny's to use in his home, and then continued to berate the waitress for no reason, and failed to leave a tip. In essence Alex is the biggest Jew Bastard to walk the earth on two feet.
Jew Bastard by Ethics Warrior August 14, 2008

crazy dutch bastard 

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold
Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

skunk blasting 

Steve: "dude last night me and tina, totally were skunk blasting"

tom: "nice"
skunk blasting by cdgunners April 29, 2008

blastijass 

hey that mutherfucker just blastijass with a bazooka
blastijass by broblaster January 9, 2009

Blasties 

The white lady, rootsky tootsky's, gaggers, cocaine, nose candy, sniffers, lines
We made the call to get some blasties, then we were up for 2 days
Blasties by LV2398 August 12, 2012

Turbo Blasted 

The act of shitting all over the sides of the toilet and leaving the residue for someone else to find.
Man I went to the bathromm and someone turbo blasted the toilet
Turbo Blasted by SMOKE28g January 8, 2010

gel blaster 

when you are too much of a pussy to be hit by an airsoft or a paintball gun, but you think you are too old to use nerf guns, so you use gel blasters
Aiden: Yoo did you see Calob's new gel blaster?
Chad: Bruh you actually play with gel blasters?

Aiden: Yeah, airsoft guns are scary and I'm scared I will get hit...
Chad: They dont hurt that bad, you fucking pussy