Weaver Beaver

A large warm comfortable Afghan carefully woven from 70's virgin pubic hairs.

Every night Jenny and I would snuggly up in her Weaver Beaver and spoon.

by Charlie2 November 25, 2007

beaver fever

A disease that you get from Drinking water that had beaver fur in it. Once you get the disease you shit urself until you die if you dont get help quicly. People who live in canada often get it

Dude, i cant stop shitting. Maybe you have beaver fever

by Wooffer January 17, 2004

beaver

when a lady has the friggin hairiest snatch imaginable, itz so bad that it can be seen hangin out of bikini's, and skirts, this is quite disgusting and noone wants to put their hand down there for fear that it may not come back in one peice; the hair may also resemble a small ecosystem filled with racoons

dam, did u see the BEAV her hair gets worse ever day

by dont like BEAV June 5, 2005

beaver & cooch

Nicknames givin to a man and his wing man in the persuit of attaining a hook-up.

Hey checkout beaver & cooch over here hitten on Leisil and Beth.

by nevsky September 12, 2006

Beaver

Term used for a female truck driver

Breaker 1-9. We got a beaver in the hammer lane at 29th street.

by jbird41286 April 30, 2008

Baby Beaver

extremely aggressive female athlete who visciously tackles and incapacitates opponents for no apparent reason in the canadian team sport of Broomball.

The offense is very strong tonight. We need a Baby Beaver to level the playing field.

by Venessa Bennett December 8, 2003

Alaskan Beaver Tale

The act of shitting in females mouth, then jizzing in her mouth, having her swish it around in her mouth like mouthwash and spitting it on your chest.

Guy 1: What did you and Jenny do last night?
Guy 2: We were so wasted I got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
Guy 1: Gross dude,

by TheGuyWhoFuckedYourMother January 15, 2010