half mental

Almost crazy. Bordering on "mental," which is completely insane.

One who acts like a retard, even though he does not have a condition of mental retardation.

Dude, I can't stand living with Jake anymore. He sits in the living room doing hot rails and playing World of Warcraft all day. I mean... the guy is driving me half mental!

That new kid is half mental. He smells like burnt onions, he can't dress himself and he always has mustard stains on his shirt.

by sc0ner June 19, 2010

5 and a half

Raising both of your middle fingers is 11. Half of 11 is five and a half (i.e. one middle finger)

My boss's ignorance is killing me. When he asked me how long the task will take, I gave him a 5 and a half.

by Futon03 November 07, 2017

Half Asser

A person who always half finishes a job, chore or activity never seeing it to completion and complaining that they can't do it.

That girl started to distribute the fliers and threw the reset away and went home. She's a half asser!

by dkarez4u August 19, 2011

half step

Just aggreeing. The word appears in an A Tribe Called Quest song on the album "The Low End Theory."

"I never half stepped because I'm not a half stepper.

by Julian April 07, 2005

half-mass

when full bonerage has not yet taken place

Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass!

by jake January 18, 2005

half-virgin

a homosexual individual who has only had homosexual sex throughout their life.

Kate : you're still a virgin?
Michelle : I'm a half-virgin. I'm gay, so I haven't had the whole "penis" experience. Nor do I ever plan to.
Kate : Ha-ha. Oh.

by LOLchar December 09, 2007

Half-brick

A more portable and dimensionally-pleasing-to-the-eye variety of the common building brick. Useful for caving in a wanker's skull, lobbing at shop windows and/or riot control forces, throwing off the side of overpasses into oncoming traffic, or, occasionally, for use in building-related endeavours.

'Ere, wot a tosser! 'Eave a 'alf-brick at 'im will ya?'

Half-bricks proved popular missiles for combatant pilots in their aircraft during the opening stages of the first world war, before the synchronization gear enabling bullets to be fired through a plane's propellers had been invented and widely fitted out in aircraft by the two sides

by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017