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Half-brick

A more portable and dimensionally-pleasing-to-the-eye variety of the common building brick. Useful for caving in a wanker's skull, lobbing at shop windows and/or riot control forces, throwing off the side of overpasses into oncoming traffic, or, occasionally, for use in building-related endeavours.
'Ere, wot a tosser! 'Eave a 'alf-brick at 'im will ya?'

Half-bricks proved popular missiles for combatant pilots in their aircraft during the opening stages of the first world war, before the synchronization gear enabling bullets to be fired through a plane's propellers had been invented and widely fitted out in aircraft by the two sides
Half-brick by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017
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A Brick ‘n’ half that 

A Brick ‘n’ half Is when you go for a shit an say that’s A Brick ‘n’ half that.
“That was A Brick ‘n’ half that one.

brick and a half 

when someone is not just taking a brick, but a brick and a half to complete a task; and extreme length of time; a group of 5 v c00l people who slay
00f tori! you are taking a brick and a half!!
or
gang gang brick and a half in the house!!
brick and a half by buttbutt22 January 25, 2018

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026