Pee Red and Chunky

When you pee and it comes out red and chunky.

Dude: "Why is my pee red and chunky?"

Woman:"What are you doing in my house?!"

by My Pee is Red and Chunky May 5, 2019

UStop Pee Stopper

The UStop Pee Stopper (patent pending) is a urine deflector to prevent passage of urine through the gap under the toilet seat onto clothes/floor. It is
Secure
Washable
Single piece
Innovative design
Can close toilet cover
Universal fit for toilet seats

The UStop Pee Stopper helps banish urine spillage.

by Innovations and More November 8, 2018

Lil pee hole

The guy with a big truck who likes to brag about said truck

Hey jimmy like my truck well Rick this just shows you have a lil pee hole

by Potter the woods June 17, 2017

Ghee Pee 5

The way retards pronounce the name for the GP-5 gas mask (its supposed to be pronounced Jee Pee five). People who dont have know English as a first language, which are the only people who do this that aren't subhuman, may also pronounce it this way.

Only a western spy could do such a thing. Real slavs pronounce it right.

A retard: "Hey guys, I bought a 'Ghee Pee 5.'"
Me: "Its pronounced 'Jee pee five'. Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R."

by Damnits August 11, 2019

sneeze jet pee

when you sneeze and you pee faster

i just sneeze jet pee and it felt so good

by buckbuck278 January 28, 2022

pee-wee the dog

A dog who likes to hump everything especially your other dogs face. Also he likes to poop everywhere and growls like no other dog and he is especially small because he is a miniature doxin.

Mom: No Pee-wee the dog don't hump him!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!

by Pee-wee the humper January 18, 2017

Tele-pee-thic

Tele-pee-thic – the system dogs use to communicate with each other through encoded messages in their urine. A dog will send a tele-pee-thic message, like “beware of the postman”, by relieving itself on a bush, fire hydrant, grass, etc. Then another dog will come along, smell the urine spot to receive the message, then reply with a courtesy pee on the same location stating “Callie received your message-thanks”

Rover bravely sent a tele-pee-thic message to all other dogs in the area by urinating on Mrs Jone’s rose bushes. The message sent was “Nice flowers, but a mean lady will yell at you if you leave a message here”

by PoorDavid December 28, 2022