Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly

He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

Wife

Ariel is a wife.

Don't you know how much wife material ariel is?

by anonymous March 22, 2024

Hyunjin’s wife

Hyunjin’s wife is often used by many StrayKids fans (stays). STAYS basically claim to be Hyunjin’s wife or just do it for fun. The second option is more likely the more used one. Sadly, the only Hyunjin’s wife is me, hyunj1nzx on tiktok.

“omg hello Hyunjin’s wife! im his wife too!!”
“bitch im the real one”

by hyunj1nzx November 27, 2023

Cock Wife

- A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).

'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'

by Sillyahh November 12, 2023

Kyle's wife

The typical house wife. Sits legs folded, arms folded and her hair in rollers. Usually drives a BMW and goes to the shops in her leopard print pyjamas.

Ahhh look Eddie. That girl is wearing her jammies whilst buying groceries.
Yea mate, typical Kyle's wife!!

by Timmers9743 July 10, 2025

National Pregnant Wife Day

A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"

"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"

by Vedn March 28, 2025

bad wife

A woman named ally- no defining traits just a bitch tbh

You might be a bad wife but at least you aren’t an ally

by Winnythebish February 21, 2023