Chocolate Tard 

Chocolate Tard is taken from a word Chocolate Tart in which tart is replaced by tard which means retard,Chocolate Tard is the kind of person that is addicted to chocolate(usually girls) and tweet about how much they love chocolate,I mean I know chocolate is good but don't overreact.

Girl : OMGGG!!! CHOCOLATE IS SO GOODZZ ME WANTZ TO MARRY CHOCOLATE.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.

Chocolate Tard by DatBassPlayer August 7, 2014

Report Tard

The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.

I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.

Report Tard by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 19, 2015

Mus-tard 

A Mustang owning retard.

Yet another douchey Carbondale Mus-tard.
His car looks like a toaster with wheels & a racing stripe...

Mus-tard by DerpyDouche November 11, 2015

Weeb-tard 

William

hah your william weeb-tard

Weeb-tard by Theaveragesizedmom June 1, 2018

V-Tard 

Someone who is way too obsessed with Fortnite

Guy: "SHUT UP, YOU FORTNITE LOVIN' V-TARD"

V-Tard by Thatgrill January 12, 2019

zeke.tard

Very seggsy content creator

Random dude: you heard of zeke.tard?
me: yes he’s so seggsy I want him to give me seggs so bad like I would do anything to have his come down my throat.

zeke.tard by dnova.ok March 3, 2021

Pre-tard

Referred to as a stupid dumbass who does/says questionable things but has not quite achieved the full status of 'retard'.
A 'retard' in the making.
Padawan retard.
Trainee hillbilly/redneck.
The prequel to 'retard'.

Man 1 - "I can't believe Billy said that to John. What a stupid mother fucker".

Man 2 - "The guy is void of any brain cells. He's a total Pre-tard".

George went to the shop for some milk and came back with a hooker. What a Pre-tard.

Pre-tard by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022